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Dont bring a girl to ans NBA game. She’ll get bored
:did you know that running is something some people do on purpose
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J.K. “Smartass” Rowling
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT’S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa….
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
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